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Four-panel full-color humor comic with cartoon stand-ins never likenesses. Panel 1: cartoon prairie farm near Burstall Saskatchewan. Panel 2: four cartoon sister stand-ins around a birthday cake. Panel 3: Guinness stamp reading 392 years 147 days highest combined age four living siblings. Panel 4: Airdrie Alberta verification board dated July 17.
Four panels: cartoon Saskatchewan farm roots, four sister stand-ins birthday cake, 392 years 147 days Guinness stamp, Airdrie Alberta verification board. Cartoon stand-ins only. · Comic: Topics / Drew’s Comic Newsroom. Source: CJME / WestCentralOnline.

Humor · SATIRE

Roth sisters’ 392-year combined age sets Guinness four-sibling record

What happened

CJME, dated September 12, 2026, via WestCentralOnline, reports that the Roth sisters — Anne Janke, Elsie Kirschenman, Viola Jassman, and Idella Ehnisz — have earned a Guinness World Record for the highest combined age of four living siblings. Guinness verified the mark on July 17 at 392 years and 147 days in Airdrie, Alberta. The sisters’ roots are a family farm near Burstall in southwest Saskatchewan. At the time of the family’s recent photos, the sisters were about 103, 100, 98, and 90 years old. Three live in Medicine Hat, Alberta; Anne, the eldest, lives in Calgary.

Cartoon stand-ins only — never likenesses. Bright prairie gold and birthday-cake pink. White gutters. Humor packages here are odd-news receipts: who, where, combined age, verification date and place, which wire date. Skip politics. Four sisters from Burstall landing the highest combined age for four living siblings is the exact shape of this beat.

Odd News stays funny because the numbers are real. Readers get the four Roth sister names, Burstall roots, 392 years 147 days, July 17 Guinness verification in Airdrie, photo-day ages ~103/100/98/90, and CJME’s Sept. 12 stamp — not a renamed character from a mislabeled panel.

Why it matters

The strip is the Saskatchewan farm, the four cartoon sister stand-ins, the 392-year Guinness stamp, and the Airdrie verification board. Color on the cake and the prairie sky. White gutters. Keep the CJME URL on the page. Correct any wrong names or towns drawn in the comic by sticking to the wire’s four names and Burstall/Airdrie geography.

Conclusion

Anne Janke, Elsie Kirschenman, Viola Jassman, and Idella Ehnisz — Roth sisters with Burstall, Sask., roots — set a Guinness record for highest combined age of four living siblings at 392 years 147 days, verified July 17 in Airdrie, Alta., per CJME Sept. 12. Cartoon stand-ins only. Source: https://www.cjme.com/2026/09/12/saskatchewan-sisters-smash-guinness-world-record-with-392-year-combined-age/

Source: CJME / WestCentralOnline