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Four-panel full-color humor comic with cartoon stand-ins. Panel 1: giant Slim Jim meat stick over an Omaha Nebraska skyline. Panel 2: workers stretching a tape measure along the snack. Panel 3: Guinness World Records certificate plaque. Panel 4: confetti crowd cheering a new world record. Verified length in prose is 429 feet 5.4 inches.
Four panels: Omaha giant Slim Jim unveil, tape-measure shock, Guinness certificate board, snack-legend crowd cheer. Verified length 429 ft 5.4 in — not the comic’s wrong tape. · Comic: Topics / Drew’s Comic Newsroom. Source: UPI / Guinness World Records.

Humor · SATIRE

Slim Jim sets Guinness longest meat snack at 429 ft 5.4 in

What happened

UPI Odd News, dated September 17, 2026, reports that Conagra Brands and Slim Jim set a Guinness World Records mark for the longest meat snack stick on September 9, 2026, at the Slim Jim campus in Omaha, Nebraska. The verified length is 429 feet 5.4 inches (130.896 meters) — a nearly 430-foot stick that beats the prior mark held by Wenzel’s Farm at 314 feet 11.53 inches from 2023. That is the Humor filing: a dated odd-news receipt with a firm measurement, not a snack commercial.

If comic art stamps a wrong tape such as 325 feet 7 inches on the measuring panel or the certificate, verified prose overrides the panel — Guinness and UPI print 429 feet 5.4 inches (130.896 m). Cartoon stand-ins only — never likenesses. Bright snack red and Omaha sunburst gold. White gutters. Humor packages here are odd-news receipts: who, where, which date, which length, which prior mark. Skip politics. Ignore invented certificate slogans or wrong lengths drawn in the comic; verified prose sticks to Omaha Sep 9, Conagra / Slim Jim, 429 ft 5.4 in, Wenzel’s Farm’s 314 ft 11.53 in (2023), and UPI’s Sept. 17 stamp.

Odd News stays funny because the logistics are real. Readers get the nearly 430-foot headline, the exact 429 feet 5.4 inches / 130.896 m, the Sep 9 Omaha campus set, the Wenzel’s Farm prior mark, Guinness adjudication, and UPI’s Sept. 17 post — not a 325-foot misread from a mislabeled panel.

Why it matters

The strip is the giant Omaha unveil, the tape-measure shock, the Guinness certificate, and the snack-legend crowd — with any wrong length in the art corrected in prose to 429 ft 5.4 in. Color on the red stick and the big yellow tape. White gutters. Keep the UPI URL on the page. Correct any wrong record length drawn in the comic by sticking to 429 feet 5.4 inches (130.896 m).

Conclusion

Conagra / Slim Jim set the Guinness World Records mark for longest meat snack stick at 429 feet 5.4 inches (130.896 m) on September 9, 2026, at the Omaha Slim Jim campus, beating Wenzel’s Farm’s 314 feet 11.53 inches from 2023, as reported by UPI Odd News Sept. 17 under the nearly 430-foot headline. Cartoon stand-ins only. Source: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/17/guinness-world-records-slim-jim/1191789667547/

Source: UPI