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Santa Fe cops and cowboys wrangle a parade horse on Canyon Road
What happened
UPI’s Ben Hooper, writing Sept. 17, 2026, relays a Santa Fe Police Department social post about a horse that fled while waiting for the start of the Desfile de La Gente parade. Officers on motorcycles and bicycles, animal services, and drone operators all rolled, and professional cowboys joined the chase. That is the Humor filing: one runaway parade horse, a full municipal response, and a happy ending before the first float.
Police on motorcycles helped corral the horse on Canyon Road, where the owner took the reins again. “The owner was able to trot him back to the parade starting point in time for a quick drink of water before the parade started,” the department said, thanking community members who yielded to the horse and the motorcycles. Bright New Mexico turquoise and parade-banner yellow, white gutters, cartoon horse and officers only — never likenesses of living people. The UPI Odd News URL is the receipt.
Sometimes the news is just a horse that wanted a different route. Readers get the Desfile de La Gente timing, the multi-unit chase roster, the Canyon Road catch, the water-break coda, and the thank-you to yielding drivers — a clean Humor comic for Friday morning.
Why it matters
Odd News exists so the homepage can breathe. A parade horse wrangled by cops, cowboys, and drones is the strip: YEET out of line, Canyon Road catch, water, then showtime. Color on the chase dust and the water bucket. White gutters. Readers get the UPI beats and the source URL on the page.
Conclusion
A horse that bolted before Santa Fe’s Desfile de La Gente was chased by motorcycles, bikes, animal services, drones, and professional cowboys, then trotted back for a water break in time for the parade, per UPI’s Sept. 17 Odd News report. Cartoon only. Source: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/17/santa-fe-parade-horse-chase/8301789655823/
Source: UPI